Between last night at the bar and everything else that had gone on while in the dorms, Chuck never wanted to see another kid again ever. Actually, he just wanted to sleep for the rest of his life. If he ever got the urge to have sex without a condom ever again all he would have to think of was this weekend and he'd come to his senses ( Read more... )

Chuck had not turned into a child. Even if he had, there wouldn't be too much of a difference in the way he acted. Chuck had hated kids even when he was one. Can you really imagine him playing hide n' seek and playing in dirt? No, didn't think so. It would have messed up his wee Armani suits ( Read more... )